Mission:  Cosmopolitan Las Vegas

If your bachelor party is happening in Las Vegas, you have no other choice but to stay at the Cosmopolitan Hotel and Casino. Not only is this one of the newest hotels on the Vegas strip (but still around 6 years old), this is also the hottest of all properties.

For starters, the talent of chicks that walk through this hotel is mind blowing.  Sit at a blackjack table and act like you have money and if you can’t score, this is the only hotel in Las Vegas with balconies, so throw yourself off it (just kidding).

To plan the perfect bachelor party itinerary at the Cosmopolitan is very easy, you don’t need to leave this resort for anything, well except strip clubs and massage parlors.  The entertainment options Marquee Day and Nightclub will satisfy your clubbing desires, and the restaurants in this hotel are insane.

I can spend hours discussing all the options under their roof.  For food options I recommend you head over to STK, Beauty and Essex, Milos, or Scarpetta.  If you are looking for hot chicks dancing on dinner tables, then STK should be your first choice.  If you are looking to keep dinner more classy, then choose the other recommendations.  They also have a dinner/show Rose.Rabbit.Lie, but it would be extremely cheesy to bring a bachelor party there, stick with the places where tons of single chicks will flock to your wallet.

The rooms at this hotel are nice and each room comes with a balcony.  If you want to go baller status, lock down one of the presidential suites and have everyone throw in.  Then get a bunch of chicks from the nightclub and have your own white out after party.

Even if you decide to head to Vegas during the cooler months, Marquee actually puts a dome over their pool so they can continue to throw parties all year long, talk about some baller stuff.  You can expect to pay about $450+ for a bottle at either they day club or night club but that is a small cost for all the material you will have saved in your head, for many beat off sessions in the future. (married men do that?)

Marquee Day & Night Club
Day Club Hours:  11:00am – sunset
Night Club Hours:  Monday, Friday, Saturday 10:00pm – 5:00am
Phone: 702-333-9000
[email protected]

STK Las Vegas
Manager: Jordan Mendez
Hours: Sunday – Thursday 5:30pm – 11:00pm / Fri – Sat 5:30pm – 12:00am
Phone Number: (702) 698-7990

Beauty & Essex
Owned by Tao Group (Noah Tepperberg & Jason Strauss)
*also own and operate Marquee Day / Night Club
Hours: Monday, Friday – Saturday 5:00pm – 1:00am / Sunday, Tuesday – Thursday 5:00pm – 12:00am
Phone: (702) 737-0707